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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)